A-Rod to Rangers: "Where's my money?"

Not only does A-Rod have home run problems, he also has money problems.

A-Rod is due $24.9 million in deferred compensation by the Texas Rangers. This goes back six years after he was traded to the New York Yankees, and he tops the list of the unsecured creditors in the Rangers' bankruptcy case.

Similar to the Mel Gibson tapes, we were able to get our hands on a tape that we assume isn't A-Rod, but it makes for an interesting story if we say it is.

Transcript of the tape:

A-Rod: Where's my money? Where's my money?

-beats the crap out of Brian-

A-Rod: Yeah you got money to pay for fake mustache huh? Yeah how.. how much you pay for that fake mustache?

-shoots Brian's knees-

Brian: Ahhh!!!!

A-Rod: Don't make a fool out of me man. Don't make a fool out of me. I want my money. I want my money.

It is no secret that A-Rod wants his money. We also actually have an accurate quote from his lawyer.

"Out of an abundance of caution, Rodriguez files this limited objection due to potential uncertainties" about other bidders' plans, his lawyer, Joseph Wielebinski, wrote in a motion filed Wednesday.

It will be interesting to see if the Rangers in fact pay A-Rod.